I Need You So Much Closer...
So I had a job interview at Sears last Wednesday! Walked in there, looking pretty professional (I straightened my hair) and found out that all positions had been filled for the electronics department. So they wanted to put me in - receiving. AKA, heavy lifting, seasonal (will fire me after Christmas) and just manual friggin' labor. No thanks. They were making me fill our more paperwork, filing tax papers and the such, and finally, she left the room to get more paperwork. Here was my chance, I left the room as well and snuck out of the back. This guy Nelson called me (who was supposed to hook me up with a killer job there) and was like "Dude! They're looking for you!". Too bad.
Jerod and I went to IHOP to celebrate. Then my good friend Jerod asks our waitress for an application - for me. So I get one, and fill it out. Let me tell you tho - washing dishes for minimum wage at IHOP is not one of my preferred positions. The waitress then informs us that she is the one who sets up interviews. Now just because I'm a nice guy, I told this very attractive waitress I would appreciate an interview. Problem - my interview Monday morning is not with this very attractive waitress. I am told it will be with a "Very large, man hating lesbian named Terry". Sounds like I'm gonna have quite a case of the "Mondays".
Thanksgiving was cool. A lot of people here let me borrow their families for the holidays. I went to Glide and ate at a family's house I didn't know (tho I went to middle school with one of the daughters. Weird). Then I went to Cory's house to eat some of Kenny and Peggie's food. Got to see them, Ashley and Brittany so it was cool.
And then, in true American fashion, everyone met back at the house and had a party. We celibrated how I figure the Pilgrims did on that first day of giving thanks with the Native Americans...assuming the Pilgrims ended up chasing the Indians around in their underwear until some of the Indians got fed up and started threatening to hang the Pilgrims if they didn't put their pants back on; the Indians mostly being sisters, and Bitterman - and the Pilgrims being pretty much the rest of us. And that's right - in fashion true to our reputation, not very many girls who aren't related to us come to our parties. Thought I'm not sure why...
News: Kenny Johnson has offered to teach me how to cook a turkey! I told him I'm planning on starting a family pretty soon here, gettin' me a lady and havin' some babies. After he was done laughing at me and making measure 36 jokes, he offered to teach me all he knew. What a guy...watch out ladies.


